stop abusing the fact he’s a loving caring person. today he was so happy to meet us, he had a grin permanently attached to his face. and he’s not going to be like that anymore if you keep treating him like a fucking animal. Jesus Christ he’s a human being, and a wonderful one at that, have some respect god dammit.
I’m going to stick you in a toaster and shove a carrot up your nose :) !
Did I miss the time when Darren was entered into the petting zoo or something? Personal space people!
Time to go to my grandparents house and program their harmony remote control. Ugh I’m not looking forward to the part where I have to explain how to use it, they don’t speak English.
Note to self: Improve on your Spanish!