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laterzsherlock: dont-forget-to-be-groovy: don-juan-triumphant: plenilune: tehriz | dduane: The best Amazon reviews possibly ever: Buyers review the Bic Pen. My favorite: Worked fine with my right hand, but when I came to use my left hand my writing came out looking like the work of a complete imbecile. I can only assume Bic have created a right-handed only pen, and would caution left-handers to “try before you buy”. “While this pen is functional and easy to use, a downside is it only supports one default font (that appears to be user specific?). I have tried multiple times to access Helvetica, Times New Roman, Impact etc. to no avail… I don’t even see any input buttons. The default font is pretty shoddy looking, resembling Comic Sans. An update would be appreciated Bic!” I bought this in all good faith as someone told me that this pen would be mightier than a sword, well after spending half an hour toying with it I have realised that they obviously have never encountered automatic weapons. I dont see whats so specail about a crystel ballpoint, the spelling is no better than other pens ive used, thoughe i havent tried all the coulers. Why cant the seller be honest and just say ‘rights nice but canot spell corectley’ This pen has been a wonderful investment. Previously I used to write ransom notes in my own blood, but the constant fainting meant all my kidnap victims got away. And cutting letters out of newspapers was useless because there were never enough zeros. But now with one of these little beauties to demand money, my dungeon is far tidier and I’m making out like a Somali pirate.Thank you Amazon!NB. If any real Somali Pirates find out about these pens, they’ll have to close down whole shipping lanes.

laterzsherlock:

dont-forget-to-be-groovy:

don-juan-triumphant:

plenilune:

tehriz | dduane:

The best Amazon reviews possibly ever: Buyers review the Bic Pen.

My favorite:

Worked fine with my right hand, but when I came to use my left hand my writing came out looking like the work of a complete imbecile. I can only assume Bic have created a right-handed only pen, and would caution left-handers to “try before you buy”.

“While this pen is functional and easy to use, a downside is it only supports one default font (that appears to be user specific?). I have tried multiple times to access Helvetica, Times New Roman, Impact etc. to no avail… I don’t even see any input buttons.
The default font is pretty shoddy looking, resembling Comic Sans.
An update would be appreciated Bic!”

I bought this in all good faith as someone told me that this pen would be mightier than a sword, well after spending half an hour toying with it I have realised that they obviously have never encountered automatic weapons.

I dont see whats so specail about a crystel ballpoint, the spelling is no better than other pens ive used, thoughe i havent tried all the coulers. Why cant the seller be honest and just say ‘rights nice but canot spell corectley’

This pen has been a wonderful investment. Previously I used to write ransom notes in my own blood, but the constant fainting meant all my kidnap victims got away. And cutting letters out of newspapers was useless because there were never enough zeros. But now with one of these little beauties to demand money, my dungeon is far tidier and I’m making out like a Somali pirate.
Thank you Amazon!

NB. If any real Somali Pirates find out about these pens, they’ll have to close down whole shipping lanes.


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